Tom Vetlesen's Golf Quickies...



# 10 -- Golfer: 'Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.' Caddy:'Think you can keep your head down that long?'

# 9 -- Golfer: 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.' Caddy: 'Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'

# 8 -- Golfer: 'Do you think my game is improving?' Caddy: 'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'

# 7 -- Golfer: 'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddy: 'Eventually.'

# 6 -- Golfer: 'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.' Caddy: 'I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.'

# 5 -- Golfer: 'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.' Caddy: 'It's not a watch - it's a compass.'

# 4 -- Golfer: 'How do you like my game ?' Caddy: 'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'

# 3 -- Golfer: 'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?' Caddy: 'The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'

# 2 -- Golfer: 'This is the worst course I've ever played on.' Caddy: 'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.' And the

# 1 Best Caddy Comment..... Golfer: 'That can't be my ball, it's too old.' Caddy: 'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,"Will you marry me?" The girl said , NO." And the guy played a lot of golf and lived happily ever after. THE END

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